Pants off Dance off

All right, so as all you who were in class today know my ribbon dance performance was quite a production. I really just didn't want to talk in front of class, so i figured i'd just make an ass out of myself instead. And the fact of the matter is I'm not returning next semester so all you can just talk about me, and I don't have to know about it. I hope my removal of pants wasn't too much for anyone, I feel a little awkward about it, but I guess that was the whole point of the presentation was to feel awkward but enjoy it.

I chose a black ribbon and a white ribbon to represent opposites, and the rainbow at the end was to represent the metamorphoses of both the white and the black ribbons. The words to the song I so majestically danced to are on the blog post right before this one. Yeah I know how stupid i looked, and you can only imagine how stupid I felt standing up there twirling ribbons around in what seemed like the beginning of chaos, and in fact that was part of it. Ahh to be able to blame my inability to ribbon dance with ease on Chaos, i will miss being an evolving English major.

I am sorry for those offended by my titillating performance, and for those that were inspired i am glad that I could help. Thanks everyone for not laughing and pointing fingers too obviously so that I could walk out of the room with my head still somewhat high, and not my tail tucked between my oh so little legs.

~L.

P.S.--EMO I know you are sick, but wtf? I did this all for you, you were my inspiration, and yet you were nowhere to be seen, or see my epic (yeah i said epic) performance of a lifetime! I still love you though.